Superman is so 2010, we are all about Golola Moses! He is the world’s greatest superhero (Well I mean my world). Golola Moses has actually consumed my life…my being…my head and my common sense. In case you are unfamiliar with him, here is a picture of him.
Golola is a young man but has achieved the unmanageable, unthinkable and impossible.
- Hang his clothes on a MTN line.
- Cheated on an English Test with a Calculator.
- He got shot in the head and got a slight headache.
- He recently opened the Medical college of Engineering for Commerce and Art!
- He managed to make Rambo shake.
- He managed to create so much fear that ghosts go around a camp fire and tell stories about him.
- He donated his watches …..and that resulted in the birth of the power rangers.
- He tore pages out of Facebook.
- He can cut a knife with a razor blade.
- When He crosses the street the cars look both ways.
- He can slam a revolving door and it shuts.
- He ate the missing piece on the apple inc. logo
- He can send an email from a blackboard!
- He is only guy who can undress the statue of liberty
- In Uglish he can ‘can pocket when he is naked’
Golola is a champion kick boxer by profession but superhero when he is not working. He is very serious about his sport and his abilities….no one should temper with that! *insert an ‘Oh Snap’*
All in All Golola is pretty awesome! like……really awesome! I mean he is a revolution…he is a phenomenon *sssiiiigggghhh*